Jan 11, 2019
Other people’s pets/ Tommy is a dog and Randy is a cat (1:00)/ Zeppelin, the lost cat (1:44)/ Pet antivaxxers (2:20)/ Plenty of Fish name change (4:35)/ Damien and Jake the Snake Facts (6:00)/ Head over heels and fear of flips (7:00)/ The Spit Curse (9:50)/ 2019 new you (16:23)/ Batman and Robin and being a George Clooney Batman (18:00)/ The Sweatpants Mentality (20:00)/ Cheers and We need a throwback ‘80s theme song (21:00)/ The Gas Station Troubadour at the McGasStation (24:50)/ The guitar guy at the party (26:56)/ The most amazing musical moment ever (28:00)/ A senior citizen West Side Story (28:40)/ people can’t drive in a straight line any more (31:58)/ The Doorbell Licker who licked a doorbell for 3 hours (32:30)/ The Retail Moment (36:20)/ Tommy’s adventures in Victoria’s Secret (36:47)/ Ants on a log (41:00)/ a personal missed connection witnessed in Chicago (43:00)/ Missed Connections: of cupcakes and Goochland (46:00)/ Alexa, make love to me (53:36)/ Livestream for the Cure 3.Oh My God We’re Gonna Raise So Much Money (55:00)/ Thor doesn’t have a cellphone (56:00)/ Tommy opened for Jay Larson of The Crab Feast and the Table of Liars (56:30)/ Home videos of 8 year old Tommy (58:11)/ Tommy and The Beloved have a relationship intervention for Randy (59:33)/ Catfish of America (1:04:35)
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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com