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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Jul 12, 2017

One those old fashioned hot button issues/ Salute the problem/ Dad Flirts/ Elevate above dad status/ Skillfully twisting dad jokes into dad flirts/ Such a Bad Dad/ A Dave Suit/ Digital Dad Flirts/ Emoji Flirts/ Emoji Dads/ People are weird/ The Kings of Junk Conversation/ A Steve Harvey/ Tommy and the Rainbow/ A LifeSexual/ Tommy painting the nature/ “it was a miracle”/ Rubies/ Grandpa and Grandma at the comedy show with their friend/ McGruff the Time Dog/ The Stuffed Dog/ Tommy polices the audience/ Fanny Heaven/ A service dog on the floor/ Being quirky/ The weird 30s/ The Great Jenga Tournament/ Tommy’s off the wagon/ Breadbull/ Pickle Jar strength/ Failing Darwin/ Charles Bronson and David Duchovny/ Poetry Slams/ Millennial voodoo priests/ Barbarian feet/ Don’t ever take your boots off/ Why do people buy dolls?/ Tommy’s doll story/ Scuffy’s my baby/ Doll Parts/ Women Playing Chess 3: Clothing Optional/ Ken with a man bun/ The progression of tattoos/ Don’t Date This Dude DOT com/ Am I Gonna Get the Ribs again?/ C’mon, Rubies/ Coffee Meets Bagel updates/ The whitest hair/ The most mature things/ Kids/ Turning your eyelids inside out/ Research/ Vanilla Ice and Get Iced/ Shark Week/ Phelps vs. The Shark/ Swimming in the ocean/ Raging Asian Carp/ Great Gold vs. Great White/ The weirds of the world/ Missed Connections/ Heart stops/ You ever been struck by beauty/ Keep ‘Em Chunky/ After The Credits/ Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos/ France/ A song request/ My forecrack.

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