Miserable Retail Slave (comedy)

Optimism Prime/Tommy's new outlook on life/ Pen Names/ How ballas do/ Tommy gives a history lesson/ Norwegian Woman Hangs Used Condom Collection On Her Wall/ Tommy has a girlfriend in The Regular World/ Seattle Amanda (@mandasaures_rex) calls in for online dating advice and calls Randy "Beige Curtains"/ Cute Picture Ratios/ You’re not Jess from New Girl/ What Would Your Mortal Kombat finisher Be?/ Randy has a talking brain like Krang/ Randy has cracked the online dating code/ Randy’s solid closer/ Mystery and The Pick-up Artist/ "I do know these groups of young magicians"/ The NEW Randy/ Tommy ruins a girl’s spring break/ Amanda gets attacked by Eddie Vedder/Listen to the Rise and Fall of an Arrogant Man in Real Time

Direct download: 98._Tinderella.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:47pm EDT

Special Guest, Tom (@thedrunkendork) from The Drunken Dork Podcast! / The Shakira Virus/ What a lover Macgyver must’ve been/ Batman v. Macgyver/ TomCoe Tuesdays/ Bill Hicks/ The Worst Idea of All Time podcast/ Thumb fetishes/ Pears/ Panty vending machines/ Offending people on Twitter/ Beejers/ THE TRIVIA CONTEST TO CROWN, KING DORK/ Aunt May tentacle porn/ Explaining Deadpool to someone who knows nothing about comics/ Deathpools/ Ambush Bug?/ More online dating talk/ Mrs Ed, swimming with the dolphins/ These Mellencamps/ The Toms try to help Randy get a date/Party Lines

Direct download: 97._Livin_On_A_Pear.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:27am EDT

Big news, huge news/ Bananas/ Ranty. B from The Retail Rant podcast (@The_Retail_Rant)/ The Cartoon Rant/ The Regular World 10: Laugh Hard, Play Hard/Armchair Producer Update/Being a hero/ Sidebar!/ Beauty and the Ghoul/ Missed Connections/ Feet are gross/Male Enhancement Coach/ Randy's Tony Stark/ @DosBrosRadio/ Tommy, the video game villain/ Miserable Addiction Slave/ Stanley Pubrick @pubealert/More online dating/ Some people search for Jet Li/ Shakespeare on OK Cupid/ kids

 

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Direct download: 96._A_Desperate_Valentine.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:34pm EDT

Bad Audio Quality. Deal With It!/ Car Ride/ Tommy, the Human Mic Stand/ Kids toys from movies in the ‘80s/ The Punisher's back/ Flint, Michigan's other important issue/Daniel Radcliffe's Farting Corpse Movie, Swiss Army Man/ The movie, The Lobster/ Hey, Girl. Hey/ More online dating/ Miss Elizabeth/ Randy might be getting Catfished/ Wrestling/ The End of Real Life Was The End of Mick Foley/ The Highest grossing movie in China, Monster Hunter/ The Regular World 9: Tommy Doesn’t Know/The night Kevin Nash almost killed Randy/ Stripparaoke = stripping + karaoke

Direct download: 95._Daniel_Radcliffes_Farting_Corpse.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:24am EDT

Kids named after presidents/ Tinder swipes/ Super Like/ Randy's ugly face/ Self Esteem vampire/ my girlfriend has skills/ Living to be 117/ the Water Crisis in Flint, Michigan/ the Flint River/ Cher donates water to Flint/ Michael Moore and his Time magazine article

 

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Direct download: 94._Get_Back_Here_Millard_Fillmore.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:55am EDT

The Gum Factor/ The Urban Legend of Tommy/ Updates in Online Dating Misadventures/ Tommy trumps a headliner/ A resolution to the hot one-smart one dilemma/ The story of Dirty Diana/ A go fund me account from Randy's romantic life/ The Ballad of Snake Eyes/ 97%/ Tommy fails to help out/ The Regular World 7: Experience This/ Swiping/ Tinder

 

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Direct download: 93._The_Return_of_Snake_Eyes.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:27pm EDT

The Popcorn Trick: Plot holes in Star Wars + SPOILERS/ Bennedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange/ Recycled Actors/ Guns N Roses reunites with Slash/ Rest in Peace, Lemmy/ Our 10 favorite movies of 2015/ The Rock/ The bathroom habits of The Walking Dead/ Paul won’t see Ant Man/ Making a Murderer on Netflix

Direct download: PT2._Quivering_Skullet.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:33am EDT

A Compilation of some of our “best” bits/ Superman’s Super Senses/ Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet/ we talked about online dating YEARS ago/ Writing a Nicholas Sparks movie/ Randy's death embarrassment/ iBola/ Tommy Meets Kid Rock/ Randy almost meets Brian Posehn/ Centaur droppings/ Tommy takes the "How British Are You?" Quiz/ A Girl Named Ka/ A Stolen Soul

 

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Direct download: greathits.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:06am EDT

 

Singing to yourself/ Top Dog Randy/ A DECEMBER RAINBOW/ Facebook Wars/ Producer Fight/ Donald Trump vs. Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania: hair vs. hair match/ What happened with Sunshine Whiskey and Gold Diggins?/ The Brady Bunch/ That Puberty Moment/ Tommy hates Star Wars and has never even seen it/ Impromptu Guest: Ranty B from The Retail Rant podcast/ Anti-social media/An online dating conundrum. Personality vs. The Hot Thing/ Missed Connections/Tommy leaves a date/ Suede-headed/Howard Stern/A Nice Pair of Blurs/ The Chewing Straw Diet/The Regular World 6

 

Shoutouts: The Retail Rant (@The_Retail_Rant), Podern Family (@podernfamily), Classy Little Podcast (@Classy_Podcast), The Irreverent Rantings Podcast (@IrreverentRant), This Is a Podcast (@Thisisa_podcast)

 

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Direct download: 92._Loot.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:45pm EDT

Fuel for the Soul/ Tommy's on Couch Party and The Retail Rant podcasts/ Kids on Leashes/ Macho Man Randy Savage/ Dolphin on Toast/British Man eats a dead dolphin for Christmas/ Miley Cyrus/ All Craigs have ill Intentions/ Borat on Jimmy Kimmel/ Bill Flip-Cellphone/ More adventures in online dating/ Pet Peeves/ Lolo, The One Who Got Away/ Ok Cupid/ Win-Loss Record/ Snooty and The Wish/ Introducing Sunshine Whiskey and Gold Diggins/ Double Duty/ Fur Babies/ Gradening/ The Legion of Doom/ The Irreverent Rantings podcast (@IrreverentRant)

Direct download: 91._The_Sparkling_Grape_Juice__Goat_Cheese_Hour.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:13pm EDT