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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Aug 23, 2017

The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy’s a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do you do without social media?/ Bono is Eclipse ready/ Fighting Bono in a bar room brawl/ The Edge/ A big AIDS man/ Causing a ruckus on Facebook/ staying current, like a river/ a new phrase is invented/ dropping the chicken/ A smiling, potential listener/ the mouth ukulele of Jack Johnson/ “Excuse me, Miss”/ The treachery and deceitful body/ Tommy’s wedding/ Honeymoons/ cousint/ Let b—— in at night/ Making a baby/ Why raccoons mate/ Shall we play a game?/ Create a super hero name/ a clown shark/ the new IT/ Seeing Borat on my birthday/ the most deadliest of olive/ cactus fetus/ Tommy’s comedy show/ Grandpa’s Donkey Juice/ No merch, Tommy, The novice/ Missed connections/ The camping grandma/ Fell in love with a GILF/ Boob curtains/ “she’s got an ass that makes onions weep”/ Gullible’s Travels/ My Delmonte Baby/ A diaper appears/ The Miserable Mailbag/ Get humble/ Hussy Eyes/ Tommy the Everyman/ Hilarious Clinton/ real life Sesame Street/ Oscar the Grouch facts/ Tomorrow’s newspaper today/ Time machine talk/ Feta Cheese/ The Amazing Grace/ T.A.C.O./ possessed Teddy Ruxpin tales/ Test Tube Batman/ a Jesus Genie/ Jesus pancakes/ tales of days gone Bud Dry/ Quarters/ Tommy is Pat/ Trump-shaped ecstasy

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