Miserable Retail Slave

The End of the World/ We live in the Matrix/ We're all figments of Psy's dream/ Scrambled Cinemax porn/ Ditto/ the Year of the Face Snack/ the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist/ Uncle Jamiroquai/ Jesus comes back with a keen fashion sense/ a hotel shaped like an anus/ A Gerbil Named Dick/ poking the dolphin/ riding a dying whale/ Stolen driveway/ Yahoo Answers/ Mustache fingers/ gas station rage/ Horrible Holiday stories

Direct download: 29._Jonah_Hill_and_the_Whale.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:24pm EDT

This week: People are the worst/ Jesus lacks text messaging skills/ Santa thinks you're a lumberjack/ Tommy tweaks out on coffee/ Pizza Hut perfume/ Hut bread/ Super Nintendo nostalgia/ 12-12-12/ Applez and Sauce/ Snortin' ashes/ below the line/ more Yahoo Answers/ Whacking Day/ Fully loaded meat/ Women are lie detectors

Direct download: 28._Hug_Your_Diseases.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:05pm EDT

Tommy's senior citizen ghost/ Tommy's all grown up/ trading spirits for spirits/ A girl named Hashtag/ can you outlive the social media that you're named after/ 6 trillion texts and nothing said/ Olsen Twins pill bag/ more Yahoo answers are solved/ speaking in tongues/ mustache transplants

Direct download: 27._Twitter_Johnson_Myspace_Jones_Livejournal_Harrison.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:40pm EDT