Miserable Retail Slave

Special appearances by TRB from The Retail Rant podcast (@The_Retail_Rant) and Penrose from Grimelords (@PenroseEames). Cameo by Cassi from Mixed Feelings Podcast (@mixedfeelingspc).


Fit as a fiddle/ Randy is the fiddle in the Charlie Daniels Band/ Fat to skinny, ya look weird/ Tommy as a slenderman/ Tommy’s headshot/ Early mornings/ These morning routines/ “Gym Rat” Thompson/ Randy’s 1992 hat style/ Thinking Adam Sandler is funny/ Energy Drinks/ Gas Station Pills/ Hiring a sadist/ Encouraging near death experience for alertness/ Soda Bob/Taking an old MySpace survey/ Terry/ What kitchen utensil would you use to horror movie someone to death?/ Gramma Grim & Machete Mick/ The worst gift that you’ve ever received/ What sea animal would you be reincarnated as?/ Naming a pig/ P*ss On It/ Manager John/ Causing Tommy a tragedy/ Tommy’s alcohol moment/ Grandpa had a lot of Secrets/ Mr. Penrose from Grimelords and TRB from The Retail Rant join the Show!/ The Bambi Randy/ Elevated Angles/ Bobbleheads/ Shoot Your Shot/ Don’t go for the 10s/ The problem with carpenter jeans/ Volleyball/ Tommy’s garlic/ Missed Connections/ “when you live in California, your friends are some weird people”/ Missed Connections Marriage/ starting to reply to missed connections/ The Rust RAW Report/ Penrose and Randy go cow tipping/ The reason why you shouldn’t eat in the dark/ Where White People Meet/ Washington Andre the Giants/ Football talk/ Randy is Miracle Whip/ A brief cameo from Cassi from Mixed Feelings Podcast/ Tommy is a grown up version of Bobby’s World/ Bobby’s World talk


Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 117)

Direct download: S04E17._Shootin_Your_Shot.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:48pm EDT

Jesus' Blog/ Mosquitos on Skee-Doos/ Origin Stories/ Dig Dug/ Randy’s Surreal Weekend/ The Bottom/ Tommy opens for Dave Landau again/ Ghetto Rednecks/ Racist Geese/ Owning The Accountant Horseshoe/ Paper/ A Long Table Full of Drunk Women/ Three Apples Tall/ Tommy is the white Urkel/ Lose Yourself/ “If you wanna hear me do another, buy me a shot”/ Going out with Sober Tommy/ What other people would choose to choke to death on/ Tommy’s rule/ online dating nonsense/ Update on The Fartist/ Randy needs to change his name/ Reseting Tinder/ Rhonda Rolled/ Woof McGilliculty is sniffing around again/ Dating a pregnant girl/ Introducing Jen Morrison/ The Doors/ Peace Frog/ Go suck an egg/ P*ss on It!/ Manager John/ YouTube is ruining the world/ Dan and Phil/ Polos/ Get Debt, Get Humble


Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

Direct download: S04E16._The_Maybe_Daddy.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:43am EDT

A real severe speech impediment/ That blink one eight two/ Letting off steam/ A ‘90s Indie Romance on the bus/ Tommy’s weird dream/ Spider, Leader of The Scorpions/ “Just stay on the ropes and don’t drink too much”/ Randy's choking on deadly meatballs/ Those two times that Randy almost died/ Sour ballz/ If you were going to choke to death on any food, what would you choose?/ Miserable Retail Slave for president 2016/ Attack The Retail Rant/ Friday the 13th/Tommy’s Camel Hump/ Toad the Wet Sprocket!/ More Online dating misadventures/ Getting a dame/The Suicidal Pygmys of South Dakota/ The Fartist/ The Nightlight/ P*ss on It/ Did Me Win?/ Randy vs. Hot Wheels McCraw/ The Cher function on Facebook


(Episode 115)


Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


Direct download: S04E15._They_Call_Me_The_Mouse.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Against my Best Wishes/ Fast Food drive thrus/ A race against time/ Eyebrow worries/ Randy’s mantra/ Eyebrow Lovers of America/ Tommy wants a hippopotamus tattoo/ finally getting compliments by the world’s worst person/ My Mother, The Car/ Craig T. Nelson/ Tommy watches “Finding Bigfoot” at the gym/Ghost Brothers/ The proof is in the pad thai/ Preferred zombie apocalypse weapon/ Randy wants a crossbow/ Acting crazy in public/ Woof McGillicuty/Woof’s Square haircut/ Missed Connections/ Hose and Heels/ Hot Wheels McCraw


(episode 114)


Theme song: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

Direct download: S04E14._A_Memory_Hippo.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:31pm EDT