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This week: Perfect little lives/ The coffee cup/ Where’s your chaos, man?/ Tommy is a Gin Blossoms fan/ Senior Quotes/ We all About Those Oats and Hoes/ The adrenaline shakes/ That useless KITT from Knight Rider/ A Go Fund Me account to equip Randy’s car with a flamethrower/ The new Ghostbusters/ Tommy face looks like a pair of wind-up teeth/ No more classics/ Tommy asks a weird question/ They had a weird tone/ Online dating updates/ Hey, Bea Arthur. Hey/ Making a mix-tape/ Joining Farmer’s Only/ Tommy’s milking date/ Adamantium/ Geek moment/ Ego The Living Planet/ Kurt Russell/ Randy would be the most annoying living planet/ When heroes fail you/ Sgt. Slaughter/ Tommy hates wrestling/ Tommy’s cousin works for a Beach Boy/ David the Producer has a suggestion/ #ArmchairProducer/ The Convenience Nurse and her boyfriend, Webby/ The Convenience Nurse has a bad touch/ Feedback from last week’s show/ Tommy refuses to join the Mixed Feelings Mafia/ Mixed Feelings Podcast iTunes Review War update/ America’s Most Wanted Go/ Unsolved Mysteries/ Manager John’s gym/ Mr Penrose leaves a message!/ Ugly cowboys get the girls/ The duo of Brantley and Wellington/ Tommy’s beloved has her foot fisted/ Ke$ha with the dollar sign/ Rich Chigga/ P*ss on It/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ Tommy gets called out/ Tommy’s lower butt/ Roman Reigns/ Manager John’s breast pump/ Kid Rock Tales/ Tommy has the smallest eyes/ Response Thing

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
(Episode 126)

Direct download: S04E26.We_All_About_Those_Oats__Hoes.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:29pm EDT

Mosquito bites/ Killing mosquitos/ The world’s most effective birth control/ The Monster/ Dealing with problem children/ Finding your muse at the bottom of Bud Lite/ The Mystery Suitcase/ Tommy has never mowed a lawn/ The Country Gym/ A bald woman or a woman with a mullet/ Six degrees of idiocy/ Jungle gyms/ Parallel bars/ That time Randy broke his trachea/ A drinking town with a football problem/ girls who want country guys/ The evolution of an idiot/ Talk about fashion/ Randy becomes country/ Tommy’s floating hat/ A tall hat for a husky boy/ Donald Trump/ iTunes Review War continues/ Andrea is a traitor/ Bad podcast/ The Rap Music Name Game/ Trying to get a date using Jason Isbel/ Tommy gets enraged/ Tommy is an insult artist/ Open relationships/ Sit down and try, for once/ Get that cabbage/ The Miserable Hotline/ Pail of Snot/ Avoiding people in the ‘80s/ Telephone phobias/ Bagpipes and people/ To be a fly on the wall of Tommy’s medulla oblongata/ Camping in the same town you live in/ Tommy apologies again/ Hiking/ Bike trail tales/ Saint Tommy passes judgement/ Missed Connections/ Security questions on missed connections/ We open a big can of earthy, fat worms/ Lost in your Eyes/ Where’s your drywall at, sir?

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
(Episode 125)

Direct download: S04E25._Mouth_Jazz.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:49pm EDT

 

This week:

 

Bearding/ The Human Feline/ Spit washing your hair/ “Reviews to Play”/ Is the white flag being raised in the iTunes war with Mixed Feelings Podcast?/ Spunky/ Women are monsters/ Pokémon GO/ Pokémon GO is the scheme of a super villain/ Adult Pokémon/ Ronnie the Mullet/ Slime/ Tommy wants to be Dr Dre/ Tommy was the coolest kid in his neighborhood/ Joey Alabama/ Tommy loves “Straight Out of Compton”/ JR/ Starter jackets/ Grunt like a man/ Bad elbow tattoos/ Compass tattoos/ Offended by a compass/ Ryu noises/ Nice guy loving girls are fables/ Levels/ Wrong Trombone, Tommy/ Tommy is North America/ The Hawk/ Randy takes credit for Tommy’s accomplishments/ Tubes and tentacles/ Some squid mouth/ Regional references/ The Country Music Name Game/ Randy turns into a cricket/ Florida Georgia Line/ A giant mediocre bomb/ Tide Properly, country music star/ Rock on/ The ol’ Dial Pad/ Messages on The Miserable Hotline/ “I’m sorry all the people”/ How phone calls work/ Red Roof Inn stories/ A celebrity encounter at the Red Roof Inn/ 3 Degrees of Jamie Kennedy/ Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Colonics/ Making the talent happyTommy did his first pull up/ Resurrection Cola

 

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 124)

 

Direct download: S04E24._Cat_Daddy_Driving_a_Caddy.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:24pm EDT

S04E23. The Soundtrack to Driveway Drinking

Chest workout/ Gum in your hair/ The CURSE/ Respectful and kind?/Tell me more about Ians/ Wrigley/ No Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior for Randy/ Bazooka Joe/ Squirt device/ Tomm-emojis/ Like riding a bike/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast/ THE MISERABLE HOTLINE (810) 328-3826/ iTunes review war with Mixed Feelings podcast/ Your Sketchers are trying to kill you/ Elbows and A-holes/ Switchblade haircuts/ Online dating updates/ Did Ariel ever respond?/Nonstop S-n-Gs/ generic American nicknames/ Randy is a bell jar/ Tommy’s announcement/When you look cool smoking/ “Pretty in good shape”/ Tommy’s still kinda fat/ Randy starts his two month plan/These public restrooms/ Bathroom stall wisdom/ Instant relief/ God’s toilet paper/ Toilet Wallpaper/ Tommy starts to spontaneously bleed/ Women make rainbows/ Feedback about last week’s episode/ Updates on The Convenience Nurse/ Webber/ The Misogynist Maestro/ Piss On It/ Unobtainable goals/ You have a good now/ Gift card, not gas card/ the best gas station attendant in the world/ Thanks, Mr. Brightside/ Tommy’s in a comedy draught/ Tommy tries some one-liners/Nose bleed for the rest of all time/Big Timed

 

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 123)

Direct download: S04E23._The_Soundtrack_to_Driveway_Drinking.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:33pm EDT

A BONUS music show while you wait patiently for a full length, brand new episode. What a treat!

 

Minority of a Minority/ Top rock songs/ What is blink-182 even doing?/ you’re the priesthood/ Bishop Briggs/Anything with claps/ All the THE bands/ Calling Mr. YouTube/ The Struts/ So overproduced/ The time Randy went to see Al Gore/ I don’t know my phrasing/ Ron Thunderhawk Smith/ Lars beat the Internet/ Presidents of the United States of America/ Mach 5/ Nudes of you/ Jim Breuer

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 122)

Direct download: S04E22._Ahead_of_the_Curb.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:38am EDT

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