Miserable Retail Slave

Spooktacular/ Tommy is offended by swears/ John Denver hair/ 1930s face/ Making a Tommy voodoo doll/ Tommy eats like a housewife/ “You’re a bad song”/ These car accidents/ The Resurrection of Jake “The Snake” Roberts/ The Walking Dead deaths/ You have feelings when you quit drinking/ What’s your favorite candy?/ Tommy knows his ‘80s fat kid trivia/ Wal-Martians/ Chip Fingers/ Distance and Time/ Postal Service Dating/ The Miserable Hotline/ Miserable Retail Slave, Jr./ Tommy is not a lumberjack/ Jesus wore carpenter jeans/ You best rectify your mistakes/ Tommy has one hour a week to himself

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

 

(Episode 137)

Direct download: S04E37._Wal-Martians.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:02pm EDT

Impromptu Guests, TRB (@The_Retail_Rant), Seattle Amanda (@mandasaurus_rex), and Penrose (@PenroseEames)

 

The Binge Drinking Diaries/ Remixing Tommy/ Meat Flasks/ Coughs/ Googling JTT/ Al from Home Improvement/ Under the Weather/ Tommy plays with his rubber ducky/ Swallowing books/ The Drunk Crown/ The Date/ The Not-So-Distinguished List/ Rubies/ Randy is not Ranty/ Getting a haircut/ Over attentive waitresses/ The ol’ Time Thing/ Digital Adrenaline/ Tommy gets heated/ That Flight or Fight Instinct/ Randy is the Coyote chasing The Road Runner/ Ranty’s first date with Mrs. Ranty/ Hey, Girl. Hey. I’m Movin’ IN/ Ranty sees Dave Landau in the middle of a hurricane/ Ranty’s Relationship Advice/ Tommy gets heated again/ Tommy gets heated for a 3rd time/ Long Distance Relationship tales/ Recognize the bass that swallows all the minnows/ Mr. Penrose joins the show/ Twitter is word vomit/ Mrs Penrose gives advice/ Eating Taco Bell/ Some d in the glass jar/ You will not my Sketchers/ Shootin’ Your Shot/ Eating White Castle/ Time and distance is opening up some doors

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Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave
Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 136)

Direct download: S04E36._Love_Potion_Number_Nein.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:52pm EDT

BOO! A Madea Halloween/ Packs of Feral Clowns/ What’s scarier, Madea or Clowns?/ These nightmare clowns/ Being a Prophecy Man/ Stoop City, USA/ Sounding like a Bob Dylan Man/ A Real Life Magic Eye/ Farsighted hot vs. nearsighted hot/ Randy is a Human Trash Heap/ Rebel Flags/ The problem with that Dukes of Hazzard car/ Fatty, Fatty, 2 x 4/ Tommy’s horrible Don Knotts impression/ Andy/ Fonzie’s Illegitimate Children/ Those times when the retail worker is the worst/ Combo Burrito/ Nowhere fun/ The Miserable Hotline: Crazy Rituals with your Friends/ The Saga of Red ends, but a new Saga begins/ Sowing your digital seed/ The Universe, Here It Comes/ Now It’s Getting Real/ A No Woman Man/ Randy needs a haircut/ Tommy’s never kissed a girl/ PDA/ I am the cream/ The Hottest Sugarbabies in all the land/ Half Choking on Stupidity/ Glazed Donuts and Cannibal Corpse/ The Big Difference

 

 

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave
Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 135)

Direct download: S04E35._Combo_Burrito.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:31am EDT

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