Sep 30, 2016
Swans/ Debates/ Backyard weddings/ Extended family terminology/ For Your Convenience/ “if we could create the estimated death”/ Hand sanitizer/ Meaty Lips/ Topless coffee shops/ Randy is a villain?/ Tommy aged 8 years in 1 week/ sweat suits/ Cigarettes/ Joe Camel/ Indecisive reversers/ Being tired of people who...
Sep 23, 2016
Meeting Crazy People/ Tommy’s Homeless Ex-Girlfriend/ Developing a personality/ Tommy’s gumline/ Having desk jobs/ Wearing a Big Cardboard Gerber Baby Face/ The Convenience Nurse is on Tinder/ Taking awful pictures/ The Good Swipe/ Tommy has a meme-able face/ Tinder and Spotify partnership/ ’90s Fart Rock/ Picking...
Sep 16, 2016
Drinking on a weekday/Pangea of the Mind/ Dad Speak/ Rebooting my life/ Shared Bathroom Etiquette/ Tommy’s not quick/ A Forrest Gump of the Highest Order/ Drinking up the awkward/ People have no clue/ Tommy Goes West/ The Roast of Rob Lowe/ Fish Necks/ Unseen Dangers/ One Direction is inside Tommy/ “My seaweed is my...
Sep 13, 2016
Mannequin: It’s the Popcorn Trick, in which we review the late ‘80s romantic comedy.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel/ The Epic Life In Paulie Walnuts/ Job Updates/ Reasons to leave retail/ A Life Spent Surrounded by Cargo Shorts and Booze/ The Gumshoe/ Some Secret Prize/ Nine Eleven/ Mannequin/ Crush the World with a Fist of...
Sep 5, 2016
The First Person that You Ever Hated/ Forever Optimist/ Constellations on his Face/ Plastic Giraffes/ The Pencil/ Tommy’s feelings journal/ MTV VMAs/ Curved/ Squad Goals/ Language these days/ Tommy’s Sitcom Laugh/ The Haunted Mirror/ Randy’s Career Fair: Snake Milker/ Snake Farm is There/ Do Sharks Have...