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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Apr 8, 2020

I want to be haunted by a ghost/ “now hear me out” (1:24)/ a mail order ghost company (1:53)/ ghost dads (2:23)/ Tommy won’t use a ouija board because it works (3:50)/ Richie Rich vs Poverty Joe (5:00)/ ghost camouflage and how long do you have to be in a house until you know it’s haunted (6:45)/ how to stir up ghosts, according to Tommy (8:45)/ Randy’s tale of college Calculus (12:34)/ The Corolla (16:15)/ Coronavirus Cop (18:30)/ Tommy cries about stand up (19:30)/ living in an insulated bubble (20:00)/ A Tommy cover songs album (22:24)/ what we need now is dinosaurs (23:30)/ baby wooly mammoths (24:26)/ Ghost Mammoth (25:30)/ The Narcissist (26:50)/ poor d-bags (37:20)/ I can see my mortality in Sarah Bareilles’ face (41:16)/ missed connections are gross right now (44:00)/ Dana White and UFC is going to buy an island (45:30)/ UFC Island (48:20)/ Tommy’s spoiler outrage (49:25)/ Ask Tommy Anything (52:00)/ Shoutouts to Netflix n’ Swill, The Untrained Eye, and Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique



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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.


Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at