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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Jun 1, 2017

Summer Lovin…Tell Me More/ Buck Fever/ Receive Thy Gift/ Miami Wrinkles/ Netflix and Chili/ Pepper and Love/ We start a new online dating site: Gettin’ Randy/ Online dating mating/ Let Me Rip Off Miserable Retail Slave/ TalentlessScum DOT net/ Why would you sad me out?/Peking Chicken/ Have you ever died before?/ All the times Tommy has died/ Tommy’s terrible story/ Kegstand Memories/ Blue Ribbon Kegstander/ Homely Boyz of Mid-Michigan calendar/ Giving up that pop/ Those scuzzy Mt Dew thoughts/ A Mt Dew Bad Boy/ The Miserable Hotline/ Forgetful Tommy/ Tommy is a burrowing ground mole/ Andrea needs to make more friends/ “Have you seen this boy? Would you like to?”/ Cool or drool?/ The word “hot” bothers Tommy/ The Inspiration of Smoking Hot/ The clock is ticking down to Tommy’s wedding/ Cocktail hour/ No more second chances/ Lurking back to the online dating/ Speed dating?/ Charles in the funnel cloud/ The two week test/ For the love of Pete/ Trump Toilet Paper/ Missed Connections/ Donut Socks!/ Let’s Get Drunk and Be Hillbillies/ The Thoughtful Gangster/ Shout outs to the Nerdo Network and Nerdopotamus/ Hey, Maple Leafs. Hey/ It’s time to send a message/ Introducing The One/ Partner in crime/ Bonnie and Clyde/ A Magnificent Bastard of a Butterfly/ Tommy is a Granny Smith Gone Rotten/ Tommy was a summer passion baby/ It’s all a journey/ It’s just a ride


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