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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Apr 23, 2018

Blindly, Stupidly Happy/ This mystical thing called ‘free time’/ Day dreams, Jack White, and Freedom from Cell phones

Sunday Truthers (3:51) / Comedy is being like a street rat (5:21)/ A case of the Mondays (6:23)/ “I’m painting a toilet picture, Bob Ross” (8:35)/ Search for The Offender (15:45)/ Tommy and Randy went to the bar and ornery Tommy (18:34)/ The Wide Eyed Waitress (20:10)/ The Biker Gang at the other bar (21:18)/ Welcome to Thunderdome: woman blames the cocaine in her purse on the wind (22:15)/ Men use spaghetti sauce to try to burn down a house (25:49)/ Format change - getting to the bottom of creativity (30:09)/ Charles Bukowski - what makes him tick? (32:29)/ Tommy and The Beloved went to dinner and had an encounter (34:20)/ Livestream for the Cure 2.0 promo (37:00)/ “The laureate of American Lowlife” Charles Bukowski (42:00)/ Poets (50:25)/ Bukowski’s works (52:55)/ “I found little meaning in life…” Finding hard and crazy women (55:00)/ Bukowski - fueled by alcohol (56:36)/ The Big Takeaway - it’s never too late (1:00:00)/ Tommy the Hipster and Hipster Be Squared (1:01:16)/ Fat neck problems (1:04:10)/ How do you hit on a girl in real life? (1:04:53)/ Tommy’s ‘joking’ pick up line (1:09:29)/ Online dating shallow problems (1:11:48)/ a different kind of Offender (1:13:00)/ Always Google your potential online dates (1:16:00)/ An old school ode to Tommy, a gathering of the buddies, March of the Penguins, Revelation Boyz (1:18:00)


Promo: Livestream for the Cure 2.0


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at


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