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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

May 1, 2018

Believing in honesty/ social media stunts/ social media celebrities/ is success in the social media age being on “Ellen”?/ Clickbait Faces/ Advice for people who want to be on GMA/ “this is weird...this is weird...”/ Tommy was shocked and flabbergasted because he remembered an old email address/ “More me, less you”/ a fatal disease called breathing/ Tommy is emo now/ a 3/4 life crisis/ Make time/ Talking I’m subliminal song lyrics/ Spring has sprung/ Tommy went to the bar instead of the gym/ if Bob Ross was painting you, he’d say “here’s a happy little drunk”/ “Wingmen of West Michigan” podcast/ the return of The Convenience Nurse/ hating people when they walk/ Tommy scolds a bum/ an awkward game of social chicken/ Quality Question/ does your tattoo artist own your copyright to your body?/ Thunderdome: man in plastic bag disguise robs GameStop/ Man survives bear and shark attacks/ Batman vs the shark/ Batman ‘66/ shark kick/ missed Connections/ Trail Hearts/ late night bike trail wanderings/ Pop Rocks/ who came first, me or my mom?

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at