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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

May 23, 2018

Vampire, werewolf, zombie bites/
Cub Thompson and new stage names (:45)/ a slacker vampire (1:00)/ comedic glory (3:27)/ Evil Genius on Netflix and collar bombs (4:14)/ aftermath of doing Livestream for the Cure 2.0 (8:54)/ The last time Tommy is with Dave Landau??? (13:50)/ Kokomo, Indiana (14:54)/ compound media (18:00)/ The girl who threw poop at the Tim Horton’s employee (19:11)/ stopping shoplifters in retail (21:00)/ Tommy’s shoplifting story (23:00)/ “you’re not the force” (25:07)/ The Untold AIM Story (will never be told)/ actually having fun podcasting (26:00)/ Tommy’s weird women (27:22)/ Sunday Afternoon Sorrows and The WingMen of West Michigan podcast (32:00)/ Tommy tries to breathe alcohol (33:46)/ childhood fear of basements (34:18)/ Contra (35:00)/ The Ghost in Three Men and a Baby (38:10)/ Tommy’s adventures UP NORTH Michigan (40:02)/ you cant make fun of anything (42:12)/ “lady, you’re not a pepperoni pizza. I would never touch you”/ Tommy’s doppelgänger (45:10)/ Canadian gimp (46:12)/ Body shots and bachelorette parties (48:00)/ playing and critiquing the beginning of the first ep of MRS (51:29)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at