Aug 30, 2017
Baby Birded/ These fast food lines/ The Breaking Bad RV/ Freestyle Coke Machines/ The Filthy Larry/ Lips/ a horrible Venus fly trap/ a sickly Edgar Allan Poe/ the morning class/ coffee and workplace humor/ 127 Hours/ Weird Online Dating Sites/ Settle For Love/ the Tinder for Weed/ Gluten Free Singles/ Gothic Match/...
Aug 23, 2017
The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy’s a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do...
Aug 16, 2017
Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy’s 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ “i beg...
Aug 3, 2017
People are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn’t know what a vasectomy is/ The Land of the Tom and Kin/ Clouded in Confusion/ Gas Station and Drive Thru humor/ A real life Kool Aid Man/ Zit Galaxy/ A...