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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jul 2, 2018

Tommy’s Maroon 5 haircut/ Mick Foley (:45)/ Too many “ladder falls to the face” (1:00)/ A ladder-cage Match aka Hell in the Cell (WWE King of the Ring 1998) (1:22)/ “He’s like Johnny Knoxville, if Johnny Knoxville was a complete and total anarchist, nihilist, and masochist (3:02)/ Randy’s first job (3:30)/ The Miserable WrestleTalk Podcast/ Late fees are stupid (4:40)/ Taking an IQ test to get a video store job (5:15)/ Redbox users are the most entitled people (6:30)/ “I would turtle like Claude Lemieux” (7:30)/ The Red Wings and Colorado Avalanche rivalry (7:44)/ Goalie fight/ The best hockey game (10:00)/ Resting b face (12:44-)/ The intimidation of an aggressive “huh?” (14:12)/ RWF - resting weird face (14:33)/ stop with the Dad bod (14:45)/ the slob bod (15:25)/ Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining (20:00)/ Tommy’s big day off (21:23)/ a tearfest (22:45) “you gotta go to dot com” (23:22)/ Tommy visits a Golden Corral (24:44)/ online dating nonsense (29:00)/ what happened with Just Ask? (29:34)/ on a scale from troll to gargoyle, how hot are you? (46:20)/ hiding behind this ring of matrimony (46:39)/ introducing Kayak (47:40)/ Tommy has never dated anyone (49:00)/ something crazy happened (57:47)/ Facegym (1:00:58)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at