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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jul 10, 2018

Recorded on the road to Lansing, MI...


Post Malone, face tattoos, “Always Tired”, and adjectives on your face/ Skin Deep Thinkers (1:28)/ Inviting celebrities to your wedding (1:45)/ Riding on the roof of your car (6:16)/  Road trip stunt tales (8:43)/ mooning tales (9:41)/ online dating nonsense and Kayak (14:23)/ a text message sent (17:21)/ opening up a barely town convenience store (17:41)/ creating a dating app for customers to hit on retail employees (23:49)/ “Straight Up Randy (27:17)/ how do you talk to girls?/ millennial dating terms from Cosmo (29:56)/ Links (33:48)/ Tommy’s comedy show (35:23)/ He-Man Woman Hater’s Club and Kayak responds (36:10)/ The new phone excuse (37:34)/ people watching and watching a man completely bomb when trying to hit on a girl wearing a bathroom towel (40:00)/ Empty vessels on the phone (45:00)/ Hecklers vs comedians (48:00)/ Pascal the Dog (49:22)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at