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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jul 24, 2018

Flying cars/ Nonstop Glee/ The Legend of Wacky Warren (1:57)/ Tide Pod challengers (2:30)/ Flirting with girls in a flying car (3:24)/ Cheesy or Corny: which is the worst food descriptor (3:45)/ Proper Bro-tocol (5:09)/ Tommy’s Beard and transformation into a skunk ape (6:05)/ Tommy’s impeccable brows (6:51)/ Bacon obsessions (10:19)/ an intervention for Tommy (10:42)/ A middle age choose your own adventure (13:00)/ Woodie Wagon cars (15:00)/ Elon Musk pledges to help with the Flint water crisis (17:00)/ Elon Musk’s Not a Flamethrower (19:36)/ women with bangs (20:25)/ an entrepreneur (22:34)/ searching for my eBae (22:40)/ “Don’t look at at my scabs” (23:50)/ Tommy’s into kayaking and the world will never be the same (25:13)/ endangered bumblebees and counting bees (29:13)/ Randy’s Career Fair: Becoming a hot dog guy (32:05)/ Up North, Michigan (39:00)/ the United Steaks of America (39:16)/ DJ Shouty Mouth and The Dumpster Fire (42:30)/ Steak debates (42:45)/ Revelations about Nathan - the best gas station attendant in the world (46:35)/ missed Connections (50:10)/ Bad Boys (54:53)/ Bar stares (55:40)/ Big hats and all day grins (58:07)/ That time that Tommy made an audience member cry (58:38)/ cinematic movie Jokers (1:02:10)/ Tommy is Randy’s big, fat memory/ wild hogs




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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at