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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Aug 17, 2018

Hey. How was your summer? We're back.


The wedding guest/ going to a wedding with someone you’ve never met or talked to/ an online dating open invitation (2:03)/ slaying it like Bugs Bunny at his finest (3:03)/ the age when “maybe” became a “no” (5:58)/ Meatloaf philosophy (7:34)/ poetry in motion (8:54)/ the judgmental round (10:10)/ Tommy likes drawing seahorses as kids (10:47)/ is the Bermuda Triangle ok now? (12:46)/ Mr Everything (17:42)/ perpetually frustrated (20:14)/ overreaction theater: the case of being cropdusted by a Twizzler-eating old woman (23:10)/ Miserable Retail Slave history from S04E19: The Convenience Nurse, Honey Quotas, and Diner Terms of Endearment (35:11)/ Dboy is a former child Jeopardy champion (42:11)/ Tommy likes Justin from Epic Film Guys (45:00)/ THE MOOSE and the problem with pop-Country (47:00)/ Tommy defends pop-country (50:00)/ the Faster Horses country music fest (56:00)/ Blake Shelton (1:00:18)/ Missed Connections (1:02:00)/ hollerin for your jalapeños (1:05:00)/ the most desperate missed connection ever (1:07:29)/ The reason we’ve been off all summer (1:15:03)/ shoutouts : Just the Worst podcast and The Cryptinaut (1:20:00)/ Randy’s urban legend. The Black Panther (1:21:00)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at