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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Sep 28, 2018

We become a true crime podcast/ A dog playing frisbee (2:30)/ Tommy forgets his tattoos/ The man with the adult coloring book arms (4:00)/ Greta Van Fleet And Frankenmuth, Michigan/ “In the name of Fido, I commit vengeance upon her person...”/  The Spider Behind You (11:50)/ EB White (12:30)/ A weird week: walking on a flaming carrot (13:55)/ being rich is a waste to a slob (16:36)/ Eminem vs Machine Gun Kelly and Rap Devil talk (18:00)/ older Eminem albums (19:00)/ Poetry Battles: ee cummings diss (22:28)/ That Drake (23:00)/ Post Malone and Aerosmith on MTV VMAs (24:00)/ more legendary song: “In My Feelings” by Drake vs “Perfect” by Ed Sheeran (28:05)/ Love to Atlantic Star and “Always” (30:24)/ GQ Fall Fashion magazine (31:48)/ Rock Star pinups (32:30)/ Thunderdome: couple installs drive thru window in their trailer to sell drugs (35:28)/ Tommy was on classic rock radio and classic rock radio is weird (45:08)/ Radio Dann with two Ns (47:30)/ the moment Tom became Tommy (49:30)/ YouTube, the Views podcast, and David Dobrik (51:42)/ missed Connections Echo and The Bunnymen/ People you went to college with (56:00)/ Lisa and the most hipster thing ever (57:00)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at