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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Mar 12, 2019

Tommy has a Wall O’ Comedy and is no Ric Flair (0:55)/ A Tommy is born (Tommy hates “A Star is Born”) (3:00)/ Bradley Cooper, we remember where you came from (4:20)/ Tommy is a headlining comedian now (6:01)/ The highlight of champions (8:20)/ achieving dreams (9:01)/ “I don’t want to be famous”(13:00)/ Tree names (21:02)/ Randy is a magnet now (22:29)/ Officer Cupid - OkCupid has made Randy a moderator - OkStupid (25:05)/ Spud Webb shoes (27:00)/ hey Czech Republic, we see you (29:00)/ ASMR millionaire stars on YouTube (34:02)/ quality question: why would any man not wear a belt? (39:00)/ MRS on Livestream for the Cure, on the Epic Film Guys Podcast, and Randy on the Rob and Slim show (46:14)/ All men are cheaters and other enlightening Facebook comments (48:45)/ Men are made of X, Y, and cheater cheater pumpkin eater chromosomes (52:51)/ Missed connections: Seen that dagger on my cheek and happy endings. (54:37)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at