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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Mar 21, 2019

Gas stations are the crossroads of America/ Are there rich people gas stations?/ The origin of Tommy’s super powers + Tommy Man (2:30)/ What is this: Quote City USA? (5:30)/ Randy’s face makes a girl puke (5:40)/ Randy Looks like a fetus boy (10:15)/ a new weight loss program (12:00)/ winning the approval of Tommy’s daughter (16:00)/ we’re like Seinfeld meets Clerks (17:00)/ being on Joe Rogan’s podcast and Bill Burr (18:53)/ teens look like they’re born with filters on (22:12)/ Aliens, the deep sea, and mermaids (24:00)/ everything changes when you meet a talking crab (25:47)/ The Momo challenge (26:02)/ all these challenges (33:00)/ The triangle dance/ Big Sock is always holding us down (34:00)/ The Operation Instagram Challenge (35:15)/ “I’m a rough and tumble man” (41:00)/ becoming a Reply Guy(45:46)/ knock knock, is the door open? (50:00)/ Randy fails (57:00)/ Randy’s career fair (1:00:00)/ Bob Dion (1:01:36)/ A Wal-Mart Indiana Jones, Retail arbitrage, Gary Vaynerchuk (1:03:00)/ Rodney Dangerfield 2K19 (1:05:00)/ Livestream for The Cure 3 


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at