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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Apr 1, 2019

The things that I worry about most never seem to happen/ Birds (1:35)/ Tommy running pains (3:20)/ Herb (6:00)/ it’s a good thing animals are dumb (7:00)/ The man who killed a cougar with his bare hands (7:30)/ Dad-toos (9:00)/ A flock of sassy parrots (9:40)/ The Endearing Old Dogs of Podcasting (13:00)/ Tommy’s whirlwind tour of the Midwest (14:00)/ Tommy’s performing in Canada...apologies to Canada (14:47)/ The Dirt on Netflix (15:40)/ Crosswords Mysteries and romantic comedies on the Hallmark channel (17:13)/ As the ball-gag rolls...(20:30)/ a date (24:12)/ the mythology of Tommy’s garlic tattoo (26:13)/ Momo is real (28:15)/ some people need personality implants (29:40)/ gas station flirting (33:00)/ sex robots (34:00)/ put it on my gravestone “Terrible Choices” (35:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 and Randy on The Rob and Slim show (44:00)/ Missed Connections: the purple haired girl meets comedians on the bus (45:39)/ just metal (50:00)/ Vaping partners (54:47)/ smoking a corn cob pipe (58:00)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.
Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at