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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jan 27, 2021


This is a 2-part episode! Part 2 will be released later this week. Get thrilled.


Why do you talk?/ small talk/ Small talk is the junk food of conversation/ word pox/ Turn up the fun blues/ CRAB CHEESE/ Ghetto Gouda/ small talk is a straightjacket/ Why do they make public restrooms like caves?/ Tommy’s excited to be going back on the road doing all the comedy again/ Tommy’s begging for black market vaccines/ Randy learns about PBR (professional bull riding)!/ We want to interview AEW wrestler, Jungle Boy/ A GQ article on Zendaya, plus the price of clothes/ The new Match dot com commercial with Satan/ There’s a Chevy Chase, Maryland/ Border Raid/Fakesbook/ Tommy is not a prolific TikTok filmmaker/ Tommy watched Fargo/ Tommy needs new tattoos/ happy birthday to Jonathan Davis of Korn, LL Cool J, Howard Stern/ that TRL/ we found Jennifer Love-Hewitt/ “Driver’s License” song/ Luke Combs/ Bodies By Tommy

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.
Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at