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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Apr 16, 2017

NBA Jam rumors/ Can’t hate Jordan/ Tommy’s inner peace/ Simple Man/ Go have a little comedy baby/ Tommy Definitions/ “A Water Gun”/ A horror inside in a tupperware dish/ Food in a bathroom?/ Can you die from the scent of nuts?/ A nut assassin/ Make Peanut Butter, Not War/ All the Fat Boyz of America Unite/ the Fear of Trying New Foods/ Breaking down the phrase “silly goose”/ Tommy’s always sleepy/ A breakdown of Tommy’s life/ so many corn questions/ Billy Corgan/ How you gain an arch enemy?/ Kevin Costner/ Hitting birds/ glorious raptors/ Top 5 comedians/ Richard in cursive/ A hawk with a beer belly/ Left your heft/ Joel/ I’m a green light, baby/ A sad tale that will make you cry/ Cujo vs. Beethoven/ Updates on Danger Zone/ Is Olaf a better snowman than Frosty?/ The Bruce Springsteen autobiography/ “he paints a good point”/ Tommy gives some advice as a performer/ You don’t want it to be too hype/ The Online Dating Atlas/ Trying to find my dumb, stupid Juliet/ JUST ASK/ Tinder is the glory hole of online dating/ Ravishing Rick Rude/ Driving You Batty with your bat van/ Summertime/ Foiled by filters/ Screening Internet Dating Messages/ Taking a heel turn/ Tommy’s a black hole/ Dr. Penrose and Randy + the legalities of dream crimes


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