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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Apr 24, 2017

Tommy’s Hamster Wheel/ Anxiety/ Randy was an uneasy rider/ Creeps have library cards/ One mini-disaster after another/ a new hero?/ One of the guys in O-Town/ Tucking your shirt in is your security blanket/ The age range of shots/ Becoming a bar man/ Introducing Drawstring/ Drawstring’s special ability/ Tommy’s tip for ruining your day real quick/ Running into Macho Man Randy Savage/ Superfly’s Tum of Steel/ Tommy’s wrestling name is The Girthy Bell/ Emoji Headed Robot Bodies/ Jeopardy is the happy place/ Getting gross Money Bin diseases/ Kevin the Hot Gun/ Saying dumb things involuntarily/ Saying the stupidest things to the same people/ Wait, what?/ “it’s like a lot right now” - Weird Tommy makes a return/ Painting a happy little point like Bob Ross/ Randy has a beautiful voice/ Working inside a Disney cartoon/ The Pensive Song/ Learning to talk like Bruce Springsteen/ Or Steven Seagal/ A Thompson Show/ Tommy’s Book Store Story/ Tommy’s fake. but real laugh/ These BK Combinations/ The Cokes and The Pepsis/ Tommy is the Cold Pistol/ Shout out to Epic Film Guys/ Tommy works out what the name “Epic Film Guys” means/ Pop-Punk cover songs/ Laughter is the Cure/ Tommy is going to be in Indianapolis/ Menu Studier/ Featuring/ Hoosier Daddy/ Tommy knows groups of young magicians/ These dumb sayings/ Tommy’s Vinyl/ The Elliptical Challenge/ What would you do with 7 extra hours of life?/ Die before you die/ Tommy writes a pornographic film/ Hey, Pizza. Hey/ Tommy breaks down pizza/ Shout out to Chicago, LAB Podcast, and David the Producer/ Broad Ripple

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