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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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May 8, 2017

Witnessing a retail incident/ The Miserable Retail Meal/ Freestyle Coke machines/ A drive-thru fit/ So hangry/ Throwing the entire restaurant into chaos/ Why are owls the wise birds?/ The lazy predator/ a new national bird and a new statue of liberty/ Come wallow in my tragic kingdom/ balloons draped over the power line = the clown house/ Tommy’s going to Indy/ Tommy is anxious/ Andrew Luck lives in the catacombs/ Tommy can’t physically break a leg/ God’s bubble wrap/ Tommy’s encounter with his guardian angel/ a titan of intellect/ Just a couple of hipsters in love/ Randy’s guardian angel/ written down goals/ a mystery Facebook account/ An “in-tune guy”/ The return of a segment that no one cares about/ The Miley Fancast/ CYRUS/ Seeing Adam Sandler and David Spade/ Tommy’s Adam Sandler impression/ Making copies/ Tommy’s Sandler jokes/ A study of human interaction in a retail environment/ A satellite dame/ THAT PAULA/ “I don’t know how old people are anymore”/ Male multi-tasking/ The best possible responsible/These women/ These Facebooks status/ updates on that online dating message/ Randy’s disgusting face/ the hate starts at a young age/ Randy encounters a teenager/ The Miserable Hotline/ Not Stone Cold Steve Austin calls in/ The Return of Chris Vickers/ Chris Vickers Goes to Hell/ The first call from hell/ Chris Vickers is Tommy’s grim reaper/ P*ss on It/ hobosexuals/ scout demons/ “I thought what we had was real”/ Missed Connections/Putting in my eBay bid, no reserve, girl/ Tommy buys a slim fit shirt/ Walker sweaters/ THE SEMI RAN A RED LIGHT into your heart/ Maroonish/ Get a little Vin in your life/ Slipknot birds/ That Slipknot show


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