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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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May 24, 2017

Happy/ Seeing a rollerblader in the wild/ Tommy’s an active rollerblader/ The King of the Rink/ Tommy lives to blade and skate/ That Great Rollerblading Epic/ The Black Hole/ Thank you for repeating my point, Cliff Notes/ These teens in their cars/ Left hand turns and teenage boys/ Grand POS/ Vengeance Tour 2017/ Romper/ Stinky Tommy/ The summer friend/ The King of the Neighborhood/ Tommy’s adventures in Indy/ Joey Alabama/ Randy’s childhood/ renting Nintendo/ La Bamba Boy/ Tommy the lumberjack is at it again/ Tommy’s sitcom life/ Awww, Kev/ Giving up pop & sugar/ Diabeetus, The Diabetes That Walks Like a Man/ One-Foot/ Get Ripped by 36/ Sugar Nightmares/ Meditating Tommy floated off/ Light as a feather, stiff as a board/ The aftermath of last week’s episode/ Tommy the hunchback/ Tommy didn’t want his back broken like Batman/ Tom Coe gives a purple nurple/ Shoot your shot/ Baby, please/ Chemistry/ Randy the clinger/ What gets me going? Who can even tell?/ Wake up from your dream/ What I think of Smoking Hot/ The return of #WaitItOut/ A message for Andrea/ That “cute” friend/ A crazy cat man/ Return to online dating/ The undateable sludge of America/ The good things about online dating/ What is Instagram/ A brow man/ The Sucker of Fun, Infinite Blackness/ Missed Connections/ Where’s Patti?/ A ruined husk of a boy/ The next Hot Gun/ Your Lips and Everything Else/ This dude is suing this woman for texting on a date/ The worst first date/ Peaks and Valleys/ The Lucky Salad

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