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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Feb 11, 2018

This weird world/ Uber is a weird thing/ An Uber co-pilot/ Randy wakes up seething/ A quaking/ Old Spice and Apathy/ The Panty Man/ a sweet little pervert package/ counting his panties/ The first live show/ “How check that”/ How long until girls start getting plastic surgery to look like their favorite Snapchat filters?/ Who Wants to Be a Snapchat? - the game show/ a Hello Kitty neck tattoo/ A masters in the selfie/ Have some selfie steem/ You can’t send a double message/ It’s like trying to reheat fries/ All the inside jokes/ Getting the ribs for a very long time/ World’s Biggest Scrublord/ Flashback to college/ The College Tale of Thin Lizzy/ The Disaster of the Live Show/ Tommy’s injured ankle/ “Come meet my stepfather backhand, it’s about time”/ Andrea/ “You’re not Howard Stern, buddy.”/ Horny goat weed/ A call in from TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”/ Tommy is a sofa/ Epic Fail Guys/ David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant calls in/ Tommy’s got a show coming up in Chicago/ David’s baritone voice and karaoke choice/ bad water, bad Internet, bad podcast/ Bert Kreischer on The Unwritable Rant/ Bert is responsible/ Tommy almost fell out of a 20 story window one time/ We invite Juliette Miranda and David the Producer onto Episode 200/ The man with the boll weevil face/ carved from meatloaf/ Nick from Epic Film Guys hates our framerate/ Missed Connections/ Seeking a woman to have a baby with on Craigslist/ “He’ll email you sex back”/ “You’re a 110% beautiful!”/ Buzz balls/ We’re the Titanic and we hit the iceberg/ Randy retires


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