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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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May 22, 2019

This week, it’s an entire episode wrapped around the song, “Your Love” by The Outfield. How can you sustain an entire hour based on a 3 minute song? It’s possible. Take a listen and learn how. 


Josie’s on a vacation far away/ Songs as book marks/ Dancing and the folly of saying yes/ Life is a collection of all the lessons that we have learned/ The 7th year of Miserable Retail Slave/ The Venomous Duck-billed Platypus of Podcasting/ Leaving things unsaid/ Tommy No-Game/ I Ain’t Got Many Friends Left To Talk To/ The origin of Randy’s trust issues: a TMNT backstabbing and THE TREE/ Dogs are furry ouija boards/ Everyone got married/ A Snapchat filter that would be really useful - THE REALIST FILTER/ Shoot Your Shot 2K19/ Some people need to talk like they are faking an orgasm/ A peer pressure bully and trying to make Randy cooler/ Missed connections: is it a crush?/ The changing meaning of songs/ we’re in your heads


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at