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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jun 7, 2019

A comedian’s chariot/ a Midway Adventure - people watching - the simplest things about human behavior (1:00)/ Enter: Mom Jeans (2:30)/ Head Daddy Macho makes his move with a high waisted woman (5:57)/ That Work Work Work Week Felon (14:00)/ you ever break a promise (16:00)/ Words are weird - Ruthless - find your Ruth (16:25)/ tap dancing around words when you first date someone - women have word power - grammar vultures  (20:00)/ Finding the dumbest genie - not buying Will Smith as the Genie - being a wingman like the Genie (23:19)/ worrying about the general public saying the wrong thing - going AWOL with a mouth - The Freshman and Jakob Dylan - (25:00)/ Randy has a deep conversation with a stranger named Curtis - Randy has a receptive soul - tainted spirits (33:00)/ mental traumas (40:25)/ A story of chapstick, Al Gore, and the Goo Goo Dolls (41:56)/ The buzzworthy event of the University of Michigan - Flint (45:00)/ feeling like I’m stuck in a mission in Grand Theft Auto (47:00)/ mortified by the chapstick (50:00)/ mugged because of the chapstick (55:00)/ “I’m at the age right now where the one that got away might be the actual one that got away” and Tommy’s breakup (1:06:00)/ Slide (1:10:10)


Recorded June 3, 2019
(Episode 232)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at