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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jun 26, 2019

Sweatsuit Koala/ A restaurant problem - no straws, save the turtles (:48)/ A Fancy Nancy and not a Tom Clancy (2:00)/ Save a straw, save a turtle - the turtle straw (3:30)/ Turtle season (5:00)/ Shredder and Krang should’ve used straws against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (6:30)/ Song of the Summer: Old Town Road (11:20)/ Week of the weird (12:30)/ A public restroom experience - being a big stall hog (15:20)/ Living in Selfish City, USA, population, me myself and moi (21:35)/ Overreaction theater: flannel shirts in the summer and soggy cereal (23:20)/ Tommy becomes a brand (24:40)/ Bored AF and needing a companion (29:04)/ The Devil’s Whisper (31:00)/ Online dating nonsense returns (32:00)/ Online dating is like a Karate Kid crane kick to the face (35:13)/ Startling Tinder facts, the swipes, and we invent Sinister Tinder (35:55)/ Becoming a powerballer (38:00)/ Tommy’s big shows with Kevin Farley and Jay Chandrasekhar (Super Troopers) (43:44)/ A Tinder tale (48:00)/ Revenge Tinder and Super Likes and OH! Bonnie McMurray (56:00)



Recorded June 19, 2019

(Episode 233)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at