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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Jul 18, 2019

3 dates scheduled, no dates had/ Tommy’s far away and distant like an emotional star (1:15)/ No good comes from the line “I Met Her on Tinder” (1:40)/ The first 48 hours are the most important (in online dating) (3:00)/ Can we put the faces of online dating ghosts on the sides of Starbucks coffee cups (4:00)/ Promises (4:50)/ Tinder is like going to the strip club in the middle of the afternoon (5:30)/ The Summer of George (9:15)/ Standing in line at the 7-11 (10:15)/ Short Guy Bagel Boss Meltdown (12:00)/ “You’re not God, my father, and my boss” (14:00)/ Andrew Duncan on Twitter: Bosom Department (17:00)/ We’ve heard enough from stupid old white guys (18:15)/ Faceapp (19:00)/ Jesus Chicken (20:00)/ Live, Laugh, Love - I’ve been living, I’ve been laughing, but where’s my lovin? (21:00)/ Remember the bug zapper (23:08)/ Match dot com conspiracy theory (24:00)/ Online dating sites are not benevolent electronic cupids (26:09)/ The GREEN DOTS OF DOOM (ONLINE NOW) (26:50)/ A hopeful promise (30:00)/ Missed Connections (34:00)/ Wednesday Addams Dress (35:00)/ First date faux pas (37:23)/ The power of the hum (39:00)


Recorded July 17, 2019

(Episode 234)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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