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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Aug 25, 2019

We're back. Finally. We promise.

Our plan to save the country/ American Carnage (1:19)/ These olds and what are these teens up to these days (2:00)/ Uniting the country through the man-bun and the Man-Bun Brigade and Beautiful Macho (3:39)/ the Myth of Hayden Man-Bun (8:38)/ storming Area 51 (13:38)/ Getting courted with job interviews and becoming adults (16:55)/ Randy’s career fair: job interviews are like online dating (20:00)/ the birth of Rurals J Perkins and Tom Hanks is a cad (22:06)/ Tommy is trying to change his voice (25:50)/ Tommy and the Post Malone concert and the Kid Rock concert experience (27:00)/ Tommy performs comedy in front of children (29:13)/ Tommy kills a segment dead and talking about the initial J (31:28)/ Jay Larson and The Thruline (37:20)/ We need your feedback: eyebros 810-328-3826 (39:48)/ my summer was like that picture of a sea lion caught in a humpback whale’s mouth. (44:17)/ butterflies are haunting me (46:02)/ Randy and Tommy are runners now 

(47:02)/ Female empowerment books (49:38)/ Year 7 of no hiking and The Epic Life of Tommy Thompson (50:58)/ Bigfoot and unicorn selfies (53:30)/the moral of the podcast this week (54:40)

(Episode 235)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at