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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

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Oct 1, 2019

This weird, wacky world/ Tommy’s show with Kevin Farley, meeting Kevin, and talking about Chris Farley (1:15)/ All the OMG Girls ran out of White Claw and do they make pumpkin-spiced White Claw (3:40)/ The world rebooted two weeks ago and now we have White Claw (5:05)/ Kevin Farley’s best friend (7:25)/ Dan Akroyd on Joe Rogan (8:50)/ Dan Akroyd spooned with a ghost (10:21)/ what Tommy believes (12:24)/ Ego in creativity (16:27)/ Learning to throw a boomerang (17:14)/ Gretchen Witmer - fix the damn roads and Tommy’s platform (18:38)/ Two old guys in overalls (20:30)/ Tommy’s liver health (21:42)/ Job interview reform (24:14)/ Can Ric Flair copyright his woooo? (26:01)/ You can’t copyright inflection (28:00)/ The caricature debate (29:13)/ what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done (32:50)/ The church sign writer is the hardest working person in America (35:00)/ Facebook Dating (41:35)/ This New White Claw World - nothing is punk rock any more (42:00)/ Mid 90s PC (44:43)/ Slide into those Google Docs (45:36)/ The World Series of Comedy (50:31)/ One Night Talks - a no-priced text escort (52:40)/ Louis CK (56:35)/ The William Wallace of DVDs (58:00) Missed Connections (59:26)/ Hell Yup (1:02:34)/ That social bone (1:06:00)/ Peach(1:09:30)/   Fantastic Cranium (1:11:26)



Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ “chew on this”(6:28)/ Tommy’s tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy’s vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy’s stupid voice is not Randy’s (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy’s faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ “that went over like a lead balloon” - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of “blow this popsicle stand” (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ “I’m not as fat as you want me to be” (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)


(Episode 240)


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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at