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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Nov 19, 2019

No rules apply in a Michigan winter/ high school football in small towns (0:55)/ The Michigan Winter Left Town (2:35)/ I’m sick of people who think they can do whatever they want (5:38)/ snow blades on trucks (8:30)/ the Mouth of Michigan (12:05)/ Tommy’s a vampire and his tattoos (13:45)/ Randy’s birthday (15:15)/ “Randy’s Negative Yelp Reviews” (17:00)/ an awkward situation brings humans together (19:50)/ Rebel Flag of Poverty (22:15)/ workplace problems (23:19)/ The eyes of Zuckerberg (27:00)/ Tommy’s 2 year wedding anniversary (27:50)/ setting the bar (31:23)/ craft beer problems (32:26)/ Tommy are a turkey leg (35:27)/ women’s footwear (36:56)/ Michigan vs Michigan State (42:09)/ the substitute teacher rules of life (46:23)/ the cavity (46:54)/ comedy chick fights (49:01)/ missed connection (51:25)


(Episode 243)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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