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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jan 12, 2020

The Power Stance/ Leather bound journals (1:15)/ Tommy, the nostalgic reader (2:20)/ The United Steaks of America and being a dumb kid (3:30)/ American Pie Myths and what would you call your plane (5:20)/ Learning from Jeopardy (7:15)/ Totally 1998 (9:25)/ Unleashing a dad sigh (11:10)/ Instruction Manual Dads (12:19)/ All for the Love of Shinedown (13:30)/ How are your cigarette withdrawals going 18-20 year olds?(20:00)/ Tommy the substitute teacher (21:00)/ Tommy reads some of his poetry: Bill the Businessman (22:38)/ Let’s actually wear our hearts on our sleeves (23:15)/ My gal (28:30)/ Randy’s new coat and magic scarf rides (30:18)/ The Notebook Boyz (32:11)/ Steven Seagal’s band (33:30)/ A fresh new decade to procrastinate away (36:00)/ How likely are you to try new things: eating sushi and flying with new wings (37:15)/ Adam Levine (38:00)/ Robots don’t understand humor and won’t take over The Meme Factory plus Baby Yoda (42:11)/ Robot farts (43:48)/ The Great Iowa Adventure (47:25)/ Axe body spray (49:10)/ Utah man has a 20 year old McDonald’s burger (53:56)/ Dorito Mummies (56:45)/ The music of Steven Seagal (58:11)


(Episode 244)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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