Miserable Retail Slave

The Season Finale!!!

 

Rage Quit/ Pac-Man is eating ghosts/ We don't know the backstory of those ghosts/ Wal-Martin/ Pop-Tarts/ Space Facts with Mike Degrease Tyson/ a Wal-Mart Missed Connection/ Those Wal-Mart Piranhas/ a lost soulmate/ Those hard nose breathers/ Tommy performed at a pizza joint/ "There was way other food"/ a special guest/ Season Finale/ Tommy never bumps/ Randy was visited by Sweet Flu Rollins/ Randy the dragon/ An alternative to nuclear war/ a wrong Inspector Gadget reference/ Tommy cried after he was a bully/ "Never shaving creamed another soul"/ The Ghost of Jamiroquai/ The Way that 21st Century Ghosts haunt people/ The two things that Randy knows about Abe Lincoln/ Chris Vickers has more words for Tommy/ Struggling?!!?/ Pipsqueak/ Why are people afraid of clowns?/ Be afraid of the pale faces/ pushing for bathroom stall reform/ Stall gaps/ bathrooms in Italy/ Fart and philosophize/ Tigers stadium thoughts/ adding magical tees/ the elite, VIP stalls/ Depression/ Eyebrows Malone/ The Miserable Hotline/ A Breaking Bad Guy/ Heather D solves Tommy's problems/ Frankie/ Randy is catching Tommy's obesity/ Online dating nonsense/ Updates on Danger Zone and the result of those Top Gun Puns/ Randy put his bobber into the ocean/ Tommy's face is a golf course/ Third times a charm?/ Teasing season 5

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 155)

Direct download: S04E55._A_Free_Thought_Podcast.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:22am EDT

Tommy can’t remember his childhood/ We make a Quantum Leap reference/ Abe Falcon is a Netflix Pioneer/ Never Stop Flipping/ Hootie & the Blowfish is the worst band ever/ You can’t Netflix Binge when you have real life/ Tommy should enter a strong man competition/ Randy has a way to unite the country/ Tommy looks like Kirby/ Taking away this Netflix/ Bones/ Sculpt Tommy’s beard/ How is a life as a big sissy?/ Sick again/ a plague of box elder bugs/ Tommy has an oil slick on his face/ Tommy has a third nipple on his forehead/ Another fast food incident/ Drive Thrus/ Gut fears/ Stretch marks/ “You’re like a kite in the wind right now”/ Loose skin/ Tommy is pretty shrinkwrapped/ Remind yourselves on the WAYS OF THE ROAD/ Drive Thrus are always a disaster/ Three hard shell tacos/ The Coolness Factor of the Taco Bell Menu/ Tommy’s teeth are falling out/ Have you ever tried to wiggle your teeth?/ Health insurance/ Fairly Unhealthy/ Yahoo Answers/ How do you become popular in high school?/ The Return of Chris Vickers/ Tommy has coarse words for Chris Vickers/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ Online dating nonsense/ Getting wooed by Match/ Another Miserable Cynic/ Rusty at these messages/ Missed Connections on Match DOT com/ Staging a romantic comedy relationship/ Updates on Red/ More cringe worthy moments/ Tons of Puns/ Introducing Danger Zone/ Gotta get with the cat/ The Horse

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 154)

Direct download: S04E54._Danger_Zone.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:33am EDT


Alright, Alright, Alright/ Getting older and getting weirder/ Mispronouncing Names/ Tummy/ The Human Sponge/ The Few Things in Life That are Funny/ Bumby/ Weird Thoughts/ Shower Beer City, a Water Park for Self Loathing Adults/ Mr Umbrella/ The Tip of The Iceberg and The Infinite Goof/ Tommy has a new voice/ 7 Years of Groans/ The first joke that Tommy told onstage/ Valentines Day/ Trying to not to get sick/ A new Mortal Kombat fatality/ Wearing a sick mask/ The Rules of Dealing with a Vomiting Man/ Two girls, one cup nostalgia/ The grossest thing that made you gag/ Booger Josh/ “I bet you were, Speedball”/ Is it offensive or nah?/ Another gross fast food encounter/ Save the Gorditas/ Oh My God/ Tommy gets sentimental/ Quote of the day/ Gas Stations of the World/ Missed Connections/The State Line/ Knight in Shining Armor/ A homewrecker/ The Miserable Hotline/ Charles Connections/ Long necks/ Tommy filmed a thing for Laughter is the Cure/ Tommy is on an emergency card/ No Tommy kisses for David the Producer

 

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(Episode 153)

 

Direct download: S04E53._Shower_Beer_City.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:05pm EDT

A Retail Rant/ A Leatherfaced Harpy/ Tommy learned what GOAT means/ The Randy-Man Can/ That’s Deceiving/ Band-Aid/ Tommy worries about blood on his sandwich/ Stretched out belly buttons/ Bloody Band-Aids/ The Great Nacho Fiasco of 2012/ Fat Tuesday/ Another gas station tale/ Calamity Randy/ Freedom Gas/ Pay Attention/ Step Dad terms/ Lark/ The worst kinds of Shauns/ Online dating nonsense/ Fake News/ The worst kind of subtraction problem/ Red/ Illuminati Brother/ Red’s Pictures/ Everything’s a hoot/ Shy Bladder and the Kidney Stones/ A Clip from “Let Me Tell Ya”/ Mr. Power Struggle/ Tommy likes Maron/ The Miserable Hotline/ Must Love Belly Buttons/ Tommy’s arch enemy/ Tommy gets attacked on The Miserable Hotline/Tommy smelled like mothballs for an entire year

 

(episode 151)

Direct download: S04E52._Bloody_Sammich.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:02am EDT

Featuring Special Guests Sam Silverstein and Nick Tenaglia from Laughteristhecure.com !!!

Someone Fell Into Feelings/ Tommy’s a creampuff/ Randy immigrated from Croatia/ Wretched Goat Vomit/ Snapchat filters/ Felecia, the Patron Saint of Byes/ Inspirational/ Tommy is a Choreboy/ 150th episode/ Perpetual pizza/ Tommy the stray cat/ the tougher pasta/ One more to add to the glossary of neck tattoos/ A fight about urban sprawl/ Missed Connections with TRB from The Retail Rant and Dr. Penrose from Penrose vs. Anybody/ The ranking of doctors/ Chicken pants/ Foghorn Eggpants/ Laughteristhecure.com/ Tommy trolls the park/ “Nice umbrella”/ Bit by Bit/ Being a bigger creep than Tommy/ What Laughter is The Cure is all about/ Kevin the VERY friendly ghost/ Mookie/ Smiling is for Life/ Would you rather a Super Mario mushroom or star?/ Tommy’s Nintendo story/ RIP Tootsie/ The One Finger Selfie challenge/ Cocoa Wheats or Nether Bits with Honey/ The Legend of Weedboy/ Missed Connections/Danger Sex/ Cheetos/ Just a dancer named Kitten/ Help out some kids, you selfish pigs/ Nervous poos is a real thing

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 150)

Direct download: 150._Searching_for_Wendy_Weinberg.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:53am EDT

What’s your glitch, man?/ Mom sarcasm/ Live Laugh Love/ the Time Tommy got kicked out of a book store/ Sexy Sass Bombs/ The Myers-Briggs Test/ “it looks like water…but it ain’t water”/ Tommy the ice skater/ Tommy’s a winner/ The Wedding Date/ Not the best man/ Ruining Tommy’s special day/ The Limbo/ Barber Bill Tales/ The Monkey Apocalypse/ What if we become the aliens?/ Ride the comets/ Online dating nonsense/ Did Red ever respond?/ Jam & Tonic/ The Sophomore Effort/ Metal Mom/ textual laughter/ Deep Screamers/ Pay phones/ Missed Connections/ Side glancing Sammys/ The Moose Preserve/ I am the Conductor/ Tommy’s arch nemesis/ Parking Lot Reform/ the Bride of Beetlejuice

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 149)

Direct download: S04E49._Hale-Bopp.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:54pm EDT

ahoo Answers/ That Mariah Carey/ Scandals/ Moms are weird/ Star Bores/ “Eye Balls, Get Back in My Body”/ Diva Repellant/ Cricks/ People Watching/ A mid-40s date/ Trenchcoat/ Friendzoned/ The Lover Equation/ ‘Gram Worthy/ Missed Connections/ Lil Country Girl/ These O.D.s/ The Miserable Hotline needs your help/ The Start of the Bad/ “You do something special to my Diet Pepsi”/ Tommy almost gets mugged/ Randy the Mallrat/ Got Green/ the Harry Potter Ball/ An app/ Tinder problems/ Facebook is a mating ground/ To become the most interesting man in the world/ sending an online dating message/ The #WaitItOut Movement/ Throwing my hat in the ring/ The Bachelor/ Christine/ Shall we play a game?/ Super Music Maker Deluxe Game/ Young M.A./ Tommy knows what makes the hits/ Daya/ Squadgoals/ Tommy deleted his Twitter

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(Episode 148)

 

Direct download: S04E48._Perfectionie.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:04am EDT

Polite Sick/ Elbow Crooks/ Tommy is Uncle Todd/ Tommy meets Barber Bill/ Nathan, the best gas station attendant in the world/ Randy’s new catchphrase/ Nathan’s friends/ Grapple/ Ruining a man’s day/ Cursed by a lazy eye/ Tommy is a Dick Van Dyke Man/ Are you a New You?/ Tommy’s 2016 New Year’s Resolutions/ Tommy has a house/ Randy needs whimsy/ Sharing a hobby/ Drones/ Facing death/ Hawk fights/ A Hawk Weapon/ Online dating nonsense/ Tommy’s a super quitter/ An age of enlightenment/ Tommy’s worst memory/ These blondes/ A tutor/ Having fun/ Felippe the Hawk/ Aren’t you right?/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Rent-A-Friend/ My new friend Sam/ The Reality Check Best Friend? The Poo to Non-Poo Ratio/ How Tommy got fat/ The Cult of Dr. Penrose

 

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(Episode 147)

Direct download: S04E47._Drone_AF_Bro.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT

The Strangest Combination/ One of those neck tattoos again/ A Mutt of Confused Identities/ The Melting Pot/ Angry Tommy/ Marlboro Man is too cool/ A Nice Huge Middle Finger/ Tommy’s baby fit/ My ‘Nox/ Wild N Loose/ Sweet Flu Rollins/ Sax Games/ A Ctrl+Alt Delete Conservative/ We’re all set with these Christmas Songs/ The Secret Origin of Tommy/ You Got a Sacrilegious Mouth/ Burnt Carrot/ Metallica/ That punchline when Randy met a girl in The Regular World/ You Both Have Careers/ Tommy recaps his 2016/ Randy recaps his 2016/ You’re a SoHo/ Rubies/ Shootin’ Blanks/ The Miserable Hotline/ Tommy’s Arch Enemy


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(Episode 146)

Direct download: S04E46._We_All_Need_That_Female_Interaction.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:05pm EDT

Origami face/ Why Would Wal-Mart…/A Volcano of Pure Machismo/ Tommy the Chaffeur driving Miss Daisy/ Macho Man Randy Travis/ Great Capers/ Updates on Rita and will she show up?/Randy’s a Monster/ Acid Tongue Tommy/ Getting used to the Heartbreak/The Art of Putting Yourself in Uncomfortable Situations/ Sticker Neck Tattoos/ Miserable Rejection Sausage/ Randy is a Squirrel Nut Zipper/ The One/ Don’t put a period on it/ Randy’s mistake/ Gamer/Tommy’s Closing Out Affair/ Footsies Up the Tootsies/ Randy meets a girl in The Regular World/ Hi, Bleeeeep/ Randy’s going to stand-up comic all over Tommy/ sitting on your Lauryn Hills/ Striped shirts/ Those brows were on fire/ Getting a Carhardt means you’re a man/ Tommy Garage/ Any Grown Man in America/ Where’s Waldo, not in my…./Being judged by a child/ She was such a good guy/ Sport Thompson/ “I flash my lights, he don’t move”/ So young?/ Pucker up your eyebrows/ The eyebrow is my vice/ Randy has a revelation/ Club Cats

 

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(Episode 145)

Direct download: S04E45._Going_to_the_Nasty.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:20pm EDT