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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Apr 5, 2018

Thinking about death/ Tommy uses his degree like Captain America’s shield/ how you lose an argument/ No Footnotes Needed/ Putting your mind into a robot body/ would you upgrade your body? Personality?/ Premonitions Only/ The brand of Tommy/ Alcohol plug ins/ the problem with robot bodies/ the one time Tommy got in a fight/ Street Tough Tommy and his fisticuff ways/ Dokken IV/ ETDs (electronically transmitted diseases)/ your consciousness uploaded to the Internet and becoming spam/ Rainy Days/ Not mom approved/ Randy’s new punk rock song/ Narc Fist/ NSFW/ take an acronym class/ Eye Doctor facts/ He was in THE CONE ZONE/ What level is Tommy/ the best way to mark the passage of time: the number of sighs your eye doctor gives/ Ruining the life of The Culligan Man/ the mystical growth hormone of life/ needing a day job to be creative/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Becoming a DJ/EDM star/ Tommy’s magic eye face/ Teach me how to be lit, Dr Strange/ We need weird music/ Brit and JT and me/ EDM artists look like super villains/ Politics/ Livestream for the Cure…Miserable Retail Slave will be a part of it!!!!/ No more carps, where do you put your hammer/ Life is ruined by one strap of fabric/ herbal viagra/ Talking about that Gerald’s Game/ Online dating nonsense/ An esteemed loser/ The wisdom of Mr Rogers/ Throw you into a field of banana peels/ everyone should pronounce “Jeremy” like Eddie Vedder/ Missed Connections/ one solitary balloon/ Life is like Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!!/ smoking cloves/ a senior citizen watches Hostel and Hostel 2/ Internet Movie Blobbers/ shoot your shot is a common thing/ playing music for other people is the weirdest thing/ Randy Pathetic, the Missed Connections Poet

Promo: Livestream for the Cure 2.0


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