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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Jan 21, 2020

Time is a valuable resource/ Seinfeld love (1:26)/ Toilet paper and time is the same thing (2:12)/ What is love? (4:46)/ Reaching nap age (8:50)/ The Trump 2020 dollar bill (10:49)/  Tommy the wordsmith and another Tommy poem, The Pledge of Allegiance (14:06)/ New online dating terms: Paperclipping (18:02)/ Using NBA Jam terms to describe your life, Tommy was on TV (20:50)/ As Seen on TV (26:55)/ Randy’s Career Fair: Russian Slap Fighting and Xarm (27:32)/ The Walking Oxymoron (29:30)/ Slap Duels, Siberian Power Show,  and Dumpling (30:15)/ Xarm (34:08)/ The Wedding Tuxedo Creep (37:08)


(Episode 245)




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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.


Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.


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