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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Aug 27, 2018

Getting up in the morning is a waste of time (3:30)/ Randy is a catch-22 (4:00)/ Voodoo Priest John Madden and his curse (5:00)/ Sunday Scaries and Summer Scaries (6:52)/ exploring things (9:30)/ A crazy Detroit Adventure: of live nude girls, Optimus Prime, and beer (10:00)/ Pistachios, the Infinite Nut (15:00)/ Quality Question: why do people try to craft the perfect joke when it’ll never beat a well-times fart? (19:10)/ The Farting Comedian (19:52)/ Hooters is shutting down after recent study says millennials hate boobs (22:08)/ The first wave of grandpas or grandmas named Jayden is coming (25:05)/ Running into a forgotten sweathog (26:02)/ Miserable Retail Slave History: from S04E27. “Kevin Needs Cole Slaw”/ Be our e-bae (41:00)/ search engine humor (42:00)/ a real life Bermuda Triangle encounter (43:12)/ Iceberg cause all the problems (45:37)/ National Geographic Ignorance Podcast (48:00)/ Man buys 300 “sorry” banners (49:48)/ Hot CW babes (52:30)/ We pitch a CW show featuring a sexy Edgar Allan Poe called Poe (53:22)/ “Best” of Craigslist (56:26)/ Yeti blind (59:50)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at