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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Feb 13, 2019

Epiphany + The new premise of the podcast is we search for our premise every week + The meaning of Todd/ Tommy’s epiphanies (2:29)/ The Beloved’s epiphany (3:01)/ Bidet talk (4:55)/ Tommy’s hand washing reward (6:13)/ Never been epiphany worthy (6:55)/ Pizza Talk (10:16)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 with the Epic Film  (16:00)/ Ice Falls (20:04)/ Dave Coulier - our new arch enemy (23:10)/ Deserve (25:37)/ “I threw up in my mouth a little bit” (26:17)/ The Nacho Fiasco re-visited (27:30)/ Vanilla Ice deserves some slack (30:21)/ You deserve to survive (34:02)/ Gwyneth Paltrow skied into a man (36:00)/ Randy’s Career Fair: Life Writer and Liam Neeson is an idiot (39:25)/ Gucci’s stupid blackface sweaters (45:13)/ Randy was a guest on episode 3 of the new Couch Party podcast (50:00)/ Ghosting and Valentina (52:04)/ Tommy’s lost hat created a magical snowman (56:50)/ Missed Connections (1:00:00)



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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at