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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Mar 20, 2020

Tommy wakes up afraid/ a scary story and a format change/ counting sheep (2:30)/ the grandfather clock tolls and a mind poet (3:50)/ who rings the doorbell (5:05)/ the wet Willy is a knockout punch (7:00)/ teens have video games that they need to watch someone else play (9:30)/ chili (10:50)/ look to the little things (12:00)/ the era of social distancing (16:12)/ Tommy’s Minnesota Adventures (16:45)/ Pookie and getting sad for green beer (19:25)/ being ghosted in the nicest way possible, using coronavirus as an excuse, online dating in the era of corona (20:25)/ Retail is now at the top (23:49)/ a drive by spitting (24:51)/ a mouth full of diseases and the picker (25:50)/ Retail is the worst it’s ever been (27:00)/ the great toilet paper hunt (28:00)/ “I’m gonna party till the end of the world” (28:56)/ Tommy says he’s not a braggart and then brags (33:00)/ old coworkers, canceled sports, and state spirit (34:00)/ the walking sexual harassment in human form (36:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (41:00)/ social media has never been a friend (45:25)/ a new segment called Tomfoolery (47:04)/ Tommy’s a good person (47:42)/ Episode 250! (48:54)/ missed connections - PYT (57:40)/ the age range of PYT (57:00)/ The girl in the polka dot dress (1:03:00)/ a group of two women and Randy’s theory of dialect (1:06:00)/ stairwell sliding was this episode (1:11:05)/ shoutouts to Epic Film Guys, Netflix n’ Swill, The Untrained Eye, Glen Thinks Stuff (1:16:00)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at