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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Mar 30, 2020

Tommy’s peanut butter eating spoon/ Paranormal overload (1:05)/ existential crisis Bigfoot and Squatch’s Lament (2:00)/ demon deer (4:30)/ big Quarantine fun (5:50)/ Ted Talks 2 Much (11:46)/ our corona rules (13:09)/ Social Distance Warrior (14:29)/ the private hell of close talkers (15:00)/ the social distance dance (16:00)/ Essential Retail Slave (18:58)/ Treat Tommy’s facts as the Onion (21:00)/

Following the rules (24:48)/ Retail madness (26:50)/ Chuck Norris Action Jeans (28:18)/ Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, and the history of fighting games (30:08)/the word of the day for the week: big knots (32:15)/ grocery cart duels (34:14)/ do you feel lucky (36:00)/ new segment: The Pinfall. WWE, Wrestlemania, and Hulk Hogan (39:00)/ Demandments (46:34)/ drive thru strip club (53:45)/ auto brewery syndrome (57:54)/ who is the prime rib now and the Salisbury steak man (1:04:37)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at