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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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May 1, 2017

More Tales of Barber Bill/ Tommy’s emo haircut/ being one the guys in the barber shop/ Rags Wilson, “Edsel’s Last Plow”/ Telepathic barbers would make the best hitman/ Hitman barber skills/ Cut the Soul Hair/ Tommy would make a good hitman/ The Glorious Singing Mafia/ Tommy performs Dean Martin/ Win the human race by being born later/ Barber Bill’s Al Capone connection/ The Equinox Bros./ The Bad News Bears of the vehicle crowd/ The world has been strange lately/ Tommy gets in a grocery store fight/ “I A Verbal Street Fighter”/ The Elvis Impersonator/ Everyone should wear pull-away pants to the bar/ sculpted out of Tootsie Rolls/ Fat Free Cheese/ Bar Nostalgia/ Dyed Cigarette Smoke Blond/ Peanut debates/ Tommy buys a pop/ “She Blows me the weirdest sigh”/ A retail confrontation/ Tommy calls people out now/ The Reality Check Brothers/ White Holes/ A Golden Corral Celebrity/ social media and parents/ Randy’s Career Fair: Faceplant/ I “oof” a lot/ Give thanks to Bob Sager for YouTube/ Jump/ Seeing people in concert/ Updates on Danger Zone/ “My shot is shut”/ Modern Day Medusas/ Randy is a Train song/ Hey, Soul Sister. Hey/ Updates on Red?/ Nascar/ Bikers are fun people/ A unit of measurement/ The Lloyd Dobler of 2017…I give them my heart, they give me a keyboard/ A new message sent

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