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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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May 14, 2017

Hang on every word like a Cliffhanger/ Study Cliffhanger/ Dolph Lundgren’s Triple Threat/ Fan fiction/ Randy’s 7 year old shirt/ James Dean’s Headstone/ These d-bags are multiplying/ The Cliff Burton of one of his Tommy’s jokes/ Hobo erotica/ Tommy’s description of a shirt/ Salt and pepper/ All the Kevins of America rejoice/ Malcolm and the motorcycle/ Whattaya got under that hood?/ All the engines of the universe/ The Ultimate Dad Joke/ Douchebag values never change/ Affliction shirts/ Chili recipes/ typing in the cheat code to a handshake/ Summer/ The Facebook group is the life of the party/ Normal jobs/ Being a Superman Super Hero Guy/ Try to punch the sun/ Tin Foil/ Soy Milk/ The Diary of Daria/ Andrea and David the Producer leave messages/ Girls/ Tommy gets called up to the big leagues/ Big fan of The Mitten/ Tommy gets pulled over in Indy/ COYLY/ Dexter from LETS GET DRUNK AND TALK COMICS joins the show/ Dexter gets attacked by people on Twitter/ Captain America is a Hydra agent/ A date!/ Posers/ How does The Beloved feel about Randy?/ Dexter’s nervous about THE DATE/ Will I lose a kidney?/ Missed Connections (Iowa) with Dexter/ French Connections/ Full ‘80s White Snake/ Dexter reads some Topix/ Flint Water/ Iowa/ The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/ Shoutout to Grindbin Podcast and Joysticks/ Pumpkin Spice Dexter/ Catwoman Helmet/ Hey, Catwoman. Hey/ Pick your Catwoman/ Pink Underwear/ Gimme that eel, yo/ Being the showrunner/ Two Hillbillies get into a fight/ Mikey from LETS GET DRUNK AND TALK COMICS joins the show/ How Smurfs win/ Tommy and Mikey have a lot in common/ Rub a McDonalds chicken in your hair/ Mikey’s wedding plans/ The best river to eat trash out of in New Orleans/ More about the date/ Dexter’s last date/ Dexter’s date talks about a date she had/ Tommy’s weird date/ Is Tommy a Missed Connection?/ Mikey works at a liquor store/Know your measurements of liquid/ People are the worst/ Bad movies/ Unknown sounds/ We record in the center of a cyclone/ Flying cows and flying Helen Hunts/ All the Helens, All the Hunts, All The Cows

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