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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

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Nov 19, 2017

This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work.

Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has been plaguing Randy lately.

There are perverts in Hollywood. Have you heard about this? The guys share their thoughts on Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, and the other assorted Pervs of the Week.

Tommy’s big day came and went. It’s been talked about for months, but it’s time to finally hear about how Tommy’s wedding went down. You will believe a man can spontaneously combust.

What do you know about The Punisher? To honor The Punisher series on Netflix, a game is played on the show: Punisher villain, indie rapper, or urban legend.

That’s the theme of the show this week: urban legends. The guys talk about urban legends from their small towns as well as state specific legends. They also talk about creepypastas like Slenderman and Polybius and attempt to turn Tommy into a new urban legend to frighten the masses.


Jesus take the wheel/ A Roadside Attraction/ ‘ANN I STILL HEART YOU’/ Mister The Beloved/ Introducing the Local Relationship Expert, Tommy/ A Plywood Apology’s success rate/ I could barely even get one girl interested/ Happy Wife, Happy Life/ “It’s your boy”/ Do you ever have someone repeat the same question to you every single day?/ Ski to Live/ Friends are the people who are there to tell you that you’re weird/ Tommy’s continuing life story and how he gained childhood friends/ The Party Guy/ A baby named Robert/ Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, and the Pigs of Hollywood/ Can we just have one pervert a week?/ Tommy’s married with a million problems/ Tommy’s wedding/ A Pee Wee Herman Wedding/ The Tan Avenger/ Tommy’s wedding jitters/ Tommy’s three days of maturity/ Honeymoons and Hawaii/ Geeks Worldwide/ Everything is serious business and nothing is funny any more/ What do you know about The Punisher?/ Avenging your parents in different ways/ Game: Punisher Villain, Indie Rapper, or Urban Legend/ Leave it to Delaware/ The Bandage Man of Cannon Beach, Oregon/ Supernatural Meets Scooby Doo/ Seeing a woman with no face in public/ Have you seen those people who get their face eaten by chimps?/ Walking Sam/ Slenderman and more urban legends/ Small town urban legends/ Tommy had a wild Goonies adventure/ Tinfoil Tiffany and the Fatty Vengeance Squad/ creepypastas and Internet urban legends/ turning Tommy into an urban legend/ Polybius/ Ben Drowned/ Colorado: Riverdale Road/ The Curse of Lake Lanier/ Remembering Goosebumps by RL Stine/ The Ghost Next Store/ Hell Bridge/ The Bunny Man Bridge of Virginia/ Homey the Clown,,,the mean one


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