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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

May 27, 2019

Unleased episode, recorded in October 2018


Choose your own adventure/ Randy’s childhood broadcasting skills (1:00)/ choose your own existential crisis (4:50)/ That time Tommy heckled a comedian (6:30)/ Tommy’s opening for Jim Florentine and Tommy looks like a Muppet (7:45)/ UFC will be better with cyborgs (9:00)/ “ with 30% more fretting...” (9:30)/ the soundtrack to sleeping (13:55)/ there’s nothing worse than your parent’s views on the issues (14:45)/ Outside, the gawky awkward boy anthem (17:52)/ becoming huge Trapt fans (18:50)/ Johnny Trapt (20:00)/ The Ignorance is Bliss Times (22:04)/ The Me Me Me Crisis (22:35)/ Olsen Twin theories (26:30)/ Tommy’s tale of stalking ex-girlfriends (30:26)/ The Legend of Kyle Hogan (32:50) Tommy is middling (33:30)/ Tommy doesn’t give two flying hoots about Randy’s life (34:36)/ Tommy bombs onstage (35:00)/ up north, Michigan (36:00)/ Dirtbikes (37:00)/  UFO con - the biggest UFO convention in Michigan (40:00)/ up north theater life (45:00)

(episode 230)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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