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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Sep 13, 2019

Franks were born that way/ The passage of time (1:15)/ A confidential tale + living a life powered by confusion (1:45)/ Dad Grishem (2:50)/ A Deer Tale + the best pizza boy in movies (4:00)/ Tommy lives in a bad part of town now and gets a visit from The Washington Prowler (14:00)/ I Love you Colonel Sanders. A Finger Licking’ Good Dating Simulator (16:35)/ Let’s talk about culinary school (18:50)/ The Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Weezer Tour (20:00)/ Warm yourself by the burning flames that is the dumpster fire that is my life (22:00)/ Opposites attract? (25:14)/  You ever see a couple in public and wonder what they talk about (26:26)/ Deadly in the art of making technology awkward (27:55)/ Good weird or bad weird? (31:00)/ What happened with Rita and the message that Dan from Netflix N Swill wanted Randy to send (33:00)/ Piss-gasm (37:33)/ Oh, delicious irony (40:16)/ Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Farley - don’t talk to him about Chris (47:11)/ Mr Ho-Hum The Raven (47:53)/  Tommy went to the wrong bathroom and Randy’s tap dancing dreams (52:38)/ the teeny tiny toilet terror (55:00)/ The rise of Facebook Dating and Secret Crush (57:00)/ An Instagram date (1:00:00)/ “I don’t think so, Rosie” (1:01:00)/ Delilah (1:05:00)/ The Myth of Strawberry Blonde (1:13:00)/ wrestling is like comedy is like podcasts (1:20:00)




(Episode 238)


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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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