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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Mar 13, 2020

Full Body Condom/ your hands are deadly weapons (0:34)/ Aquaman’s 60-minute rule (1:48)/ that bubble boy life and bubble boy pick-up lines (3:05)/ what about the Miserable Retail Slaves? (4:41)/ identifying those who don’t wash their hands (5:30)/ The Great Toilet Paper Raid of 2020 - fear and loathing in the TP aisle (6:14)/ the grand lost art of teepeeing (7:12)/ never talk to your parents (8:14)/ Toilet Paper Masks (8:54)/ Things are serious with coronavirus, but let’s laugh (9:22)/ the real winners (10:00)/ wash your elbows/ finding guidance through Marshawn Lynch (13:50)/ the life advice of Marshawn Lynch (16:24)/ take care of y’alls mentals (17:27)/ mooch dot com (19:24)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 with Epic Film Guys/ what does the Corona virus look like? (24:00)/ The Bachelor - listen to your heart (25:19)/ magician love (26:46)/ viral content is a good virus - 2 Girls, 1 Cup (29:19)


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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

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